Why Do I love Claude Frollo?

What is it about this man that stirs my desire so?

• He's handsome!
  Come on! He's tall, slender, and has the shapeliest, best looking long legs around. I like his face too! Nice sharp features, ashen complexion (on him it's gorgeous). F'Freak has told Claude several times that we are an interesting study of contrasts –– my dark, caramel-toned skin, his pale white; his soft gray hair, my slightly curly-kinky locks; his thin, pink lips, my full lips painted a deep violet.

• His Voice!
  Claude Frollo has the deepest, sultriest voice of any Disney character. Thanks TJ! His Grace's voice is capable of many things: Stopping criminals in their tracks, ordering soldiers to do his bidding, chewing out anyone he doesn't like, AND, gently breaking down his ladies' defenses.
  Mmmm, Claude! You sure know how to sweet-talk a girl out of...

• His Power!
  They say power is the perfect aphrodisiac. Well...let's just say that when Claude returns to his chambers after a strenuous chase, or from one of "those" sessions in his dungeon's "gameroom", My Man can be very energetic! ;-)

• He's Well Educated!
  This is a very strong selling point, because I'm always attracted to men who are well-read. Claude Frollo is a voracious reader and learner –– just like his FrolloFreak! He is truly fascinated when I tell him things about the 20th Century. What subjects fascinate him? Art, music, literature, history, geography, and rhetoric. Right now, his head's into one of my many American History books.
  "My love, this is absolutely fascinating!"

• He's A Damn Fine Dresser!
  My Claude is always quite the fashion plate! Black and purple are his favorite colors; he seldom wears any other colors.
  His favorite materials? Velvet, silk, leather. And don't forget the accessories! That hat! The boots! The sweeping cloak! Don't leave out those glam gemstone rings; they polish off a stylish ensemble every time!
  Tight pants? ABSOLUTELY!

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